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Sardar School Me 1 Black oR 1 White Shoes Pehan Aya

admin Sardar SmS (16) 20 August 2009
Sardar School Me 1 Black oR 1 White Shoes Pehan Aya
Sir Ghar Wapas Jao oR Chang Kar K Ao
Sardar Koi Faida Nai Sir Ghar Pe B 1 Kala oR 1 Safaid Hi Para Hai.



Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet. All ladies suddenly stand up!

admin Sardar SmS (0) 7 July 2009
Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet. All ladies suddenly stand up!

Sardar : IZZAT DIL MAIN HO BUS YEHI KAFI HAI......

BETHO BETHO!!!



Sardar k ghar larki hui.

admin Sardar SmS (0) 7 July 2009
Sardar k ghar larki hui.
Biwi: suno ji jab ye badi hogi to larke ise chereygay.

Sardar: Maine is problem ka solution dundh liya he hum iska naam "BAJI" rkhenge



1 SARDAR ko gadhy ny laat mari

admin Sardar SmS (0) 27 June 2009
1 SARDAR ko gadhy ny laat mari
Usy ghussa aa gya
Wo utha or gadhy ko 2-3 latein mar kar bola:
"tu kia samhajta hai main tujh say kam hon.



Ek Sardar har sunday Holi khelta tha,

admin Sardar SmS (0) 27 June 2009
Ek Sardar har sunday Holi khelta tha,
Ek admi ne pocha; sardar jee ap har Sunday ko Holi q khelte ho?

Sardar:
Mene parha hai
"Sunday is a Holiday"



Sardar: Agar operation se mujhe kuch ho jaye to ussi doctor se shadi kar Lena.

admin Sardar SmS (0) 26 June 2009
Sardar: Agar operation se mujhe kuch ho jaye to ussi doctor se shadi kar Lena.

Biwi: Aisay kyun keh rahay ho?

Sardar: Tou kya doctor ko maaf kar doon?



Sardar: aapan te her roz kukkar nal roti khai di ay!

admin Sardar SmS (0) 13 June 2009
Sardar: aapan te her roz kukkar nal roti khai di ay!
Dost: es mehngai wich kiven?

Sardar: ik burki aap khai di aa, te ik kukkar nu paai di aa..



1 srdr cigarette pee rha tha par cigarette se dhuwa nhi nikaal raha tha,

admin Sardar SmS (0) 13 June 2009
1 srdr cigarette pee rha tha par cigarette se dhuwa nhi nikaal raha tha,

Ek admi aa kar bola cigarete se dhuwan Q nahi nikl rha.?

Srdr
cigarete C.N.G par hai.



Sardar kuri: abu kal nu apnay ghar vicho 1 banda ghat jana wa

admin Sardar SmS (0) 11 June 2009
Sardar kuri:
abu kal nu apnay ghar vicho 1 banda ghat jana wa

aglay din wo larki bhag gai

sardar:
kam ta kuri ne changa nai kita par thi oh NAJOMI!



Nurse - Mubarak Ho

admin Sardar SmS (0) 10 June 2009
Nurse - Mubarak Ho
Aap k Ghar larka Peda
Hua Hy

Sardar g - Wah g Wah
Kia Technology Hy, B.V
Meri Hospital Me Hy
Or Bacha Mere Ghar per
Peda Hua Hy




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