Funny SmS - :: Oye SmS ::Pappu|Faraz|Sardar|Pathan|Urdu Poetry|Adult SmS http://www.oyesms.com/ ru Funny SmS - :: Oye SmS ::Pappu|Faraz|Sardar|Pathan|Urdu Poetry|Adult SmS DataLife Engine Girl: Pakistan mein Aman Kyon nahi hota? http://www.oyesms.com/funny-sms/1620-girl-pakistan-mein-aman-kyon-nahi-hota.html http://www.oyesms.com/funny-sms/1620-girl-pakistan-mein-aman-kyon-nahi-hota.html Girl:
Pakistan mein Aman Kyon nahi hota?
Boy:
Hamara Flag hi ulta hai,
Girl:
Flag ka Aman se kiya taluq?
Boy:
Green Colour Qoum ki Nishani hai White Colour Aman ki,
Aman mein to Danda diya hua hai..Ager yehi danda Quam main hota to aaj aman hota.]]> admin Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:53:16 +0600 1 molvi aur 1 modern girl main kia baat same hoti hai http://www.oyesms.com/funny-sms/1619-1-molvi-aur-1-modern-girl-main-kia-baat-same-hoti.html http://www.oyesms.com/funny-sms/1619-1-molvi-aur-1-modern-girl-main-kia-baat-same-hoti.html 1 molvi aur 1 modern girl main kia baat same hoti hai

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.dono ki shalwar takhnon se oonchi hoti hai.]]> admin Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:51:18 +0600 Shetaan asociation invites all membrs 4 annual meeting http://www.oyesms.com/funny-sms/1615-shetaan-asociation-invites-all-membrs-4-annual.html http://www.oyesms.com/funny-sms/1615-shetaan-asociation-invites-all-membrs-4-annual.html Shetaan asociation invites all membrs 4 annual meeting
2 discus their vcation 4 the month of RAMZAN.
So ur atendance as a senior membr is highly required.

Thanx.]]> admin Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:48:03 +0600 1 tota or uska malik jahaz me safar kr rhe they http://www.oyesms.com/funny-sms/1608-1-tota-or-uska-malik-jahaz-me-safar-kr-rhe-they.html http://www.oyesms.com/funny-sms/1608-1-tota-or-uska-malik-jahaz-me-safar-kr-rhe-they.html 1 tota or uska malik jahaz me safar kr rhe they Airhostis guzri to toty ne c.t bjai
Wo piche mur kr muskurai
Malik ne dekha to us ne b c.t bagai,airhostis ne shikayt lagadi elan hua dono ko chalte jahaz se phenk do
Darvazay pr tota malik se bola Urna anda e?
Malik:nahi
Tota:te fir bagarti Q kiti c?]]> admin Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:42:36 +0600 Tension se chehre pe pimple parte hain, http://www.oyesms.com/funny-sms/1603-tension-se-chehre-pe-pimple-parte-hain.html http://www.oyesms.com/funny-sms/1603-tension-se-chehre-pe-pimple-parte-hain.html Tension se chehre pe pimple parte hain,

Rone se chehre pe wrinkle parte hain,

Is liye hmesha haste raho

Q k hasne se chehre pe Dimple"parte hain
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What is the difference between a Coffee Shop n a Wine Shop ?


Simple...


Coffee Shop iz d Beginning of Love and Wine Shop is the ending of Love. ;-)
]]> admin Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:36:35 +0600 Ek mobile repair krne wale ko motion lag gaye, to wo doctr ko yu batany lga.. http://www.oyesms.com/funny-sms/1591-ek-mobile-repair-krne-wale-ko-motion-lag-gaye-to.html http://www.oyesms.com/funny-sms/1591-ek-mobile-repair-krne-wale-ko-motion-lag-gaye-to.html Ek mobile repair krne wale ko motion lag gaye, to wo doctr ko yu batany lga..
Doctor sahib subha se network khrab hy.
Mis bell pe mis bell aa rahi hy,
outgoing bilkul free ho rahi hy,
tarah tarah ki ringtones baj rahi hain,
pait mein balance bilkul nahi rehta,
jitna load karo sab khtam ho jata hy.
]]> admin Wed, 29 Jul 2009 10:30:40 +0600 *Lakeerein* http://www.oyesms.com/funny-sms/1587-lakeerein.html http://www.oyesms.com/funny-sms/1587-lakeerein.html *Lakeerein*

Us Ne Mery Hath Ki Lakeeryn Dekhin

or Phir Hns Kr Kaha!

Tujhy Zindgi Me Sb Kuch Mily Ga,

Sivaay
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BIJLI K..;-)]]> admin Wed, 29 Jul 2009 10:27:38 +0600 3 dost thay http://www.oyesms.com/funny-sms/1579-3-dost-thay.html http://www.oyesms.com/funny-sms/1579-3-dost-thay.html 3 dost thay


Kalu, Billu, Ullo.


Kalu:- B.S.c
Main parh
raha hai.


Billu:- M.A.main parh raha hai.


Or


Ullo:- SMS Parh


raha hai :)]]> admin Wed, 29 Jul 2009 10:23:16 +0600 Dulhan 1 Raat apny NAABina shoher sy: http://www.oyesms.com/funny-sms/1577-dulhan-1-raat-apny-naabina-shoher-sy.html http://www.oyesms.com/funny-sms/1577-dulhan-1-raat-apny-naabina-shoher-sy.html Dulhan 1 Raat apny NAABina shoher sy:
KasH tumari Aankhen hoti to tm mery Husn ko dykhty

HUSB:Agr tum Khubsurt hoti to kya Aankho waly tume mere liye chorty...]]> admin Wed, 29 Jul 2009 10:22:06 +0600