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Girl: Pakistan mein Aman Kyon nahi hota?

admin Funny SmS (35) 20 August 2009
Girl:
Pakistan mein Aman Kyon nahi hota?
Boy:
Hamara Flag hi ulta hai,
Girl:
Flag ka Aman se kiya taluq?
Boy:
Green Colour Qoum ki Nishani hai White Colour Aman ki,
Aman mein to Danda diya hua hai..Ager yehi danda Quam main hota to aaj aman hota.
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1 molvi aur 1 modern girl main kia baat same hoti hai

admin Funny SmS (14) 20 August 2009
1 molvi aur 1 modern girl main kia baat same hoti hai

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.dono ki shalwar takhnon se oonchi hoti hai.
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Shetaan asociation invites all membrs 4 annual meeting

admin Funny SmS (9) 20 August 2009
Shetaan asociation invites all membrs 4 annual meeting
2 discus their vcation 4 the month of RAMZAN.
So ur atendance as a senior membr is highly required.

Thanx.
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1 tota or uska malik jahaz me safar kr rhe they

admin Funny SmS (0) 20 August 2009
1 tota or uska malik jahaz me safar kr rhe they Airhostis guzri to toty ne c.t bjai
Wo piche mur kr muskurai
Malik ne dekha to us ne b c.t bagai,airhostis ne shikayt lagadi elan hua dono ko chalte jahaz se phenk do
Darvazay pr tota malik se bola Urna anda e?
Malik:nahi
Tota:te fir bagarti Q kiti c?
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Tension se chehre pe pimple parte hain,

admin Funny SmS (0) 20 August 2009
Tension se chehre pe pimple parte hain,

Rone se chehre pe wrinkle parte hain,

Is liye hmesha haste raho

Q k hasne se chehre pe Dimple"parte hain
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What is the difference between a Coffee Shop n a Wine Shop ?

admin Funny SmS (0) 20 August 2009
What is the difference between a Coffee Shop n a Wine Shop ?


Simple...


Coffee Shop iz d Beginning of Love and Wine Shop is the ending of Love. ;-)
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Ek mobile repair krne wale ko motion lag gaye, to wo doctr ko yu batany lga..

admin Funny SmS (4) 29 July 2009
Ek mobile repair krne wale ko motion lag gaye, to wo doctr ko yu batany lga..
Doctor sahib subha se network khrab hy.
Mis bell pe mis bell aa rahi hy,
outgoing bilkul free ho rahi hy,
tarah tarah ki ringtones baj rahi hain,
pait mein balance bilkul nahi rehta,
jitna load karo sab khtam ho jata hy.
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*Lakeerein*

admin Funny SmS (6) 29 July 2009
*Lakeerein*

Us Ne Mery Hath Ki Lakeeryn Dekhin

or Phir Hns Kr Kaha!

Tujhy Zindgi Me Sb Kuch Mily Ga,

Sivaay
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BIJLI K..;-)
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3 dost thay

admin Funny SmS (0) 29 July 2009
3 dost thay


Kalu, Billu, Ullo.


Kalu:- B.S.c
Main parh
raha hai.


Billu:- M.A.main parh raha hai.


Or


Ullo:- SMS Parh


raha hai :)
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Dulhan 1 Raat apny NAABina shoher sy:

admin Funny SmS (0) 29 July 2009
Dulhan 1 Raat apny NAABina shoher sy:
KasH tumari Aankhen hoti to tm mery Husn ko dykhty

HUSB:Agr tum Khubsurt hoti to kya Aankho waly tume mere liye chorty...
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