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<title>Girl: Pakistan mein Aman Kyon nahi hota?</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><b>Girl:<br />Pakistan mein Aman Kyon nahi hota?<br />Boy:<br />Hamara Flag hi ulta hai,<br />Girl:<br />Flag ka Aman se kiya taluq?<br />Boy:<br />Green Colour Qoum ki Nishani hai White Colour Aman ki,<br />Aman mein to Danda diya hua hai..Ager yehi danda Quam main hota to aaj aman hota.</b></div>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:53:16 +0600</pubDate>
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<title>1 molvi aur 1 modern girl main kia baat same hoti hai</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><b>1 molvi aur 1 modern girl main kia baat same hoti hai<br /><br />.<br /><br />.guess?<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.dono ki shalwar takhnon se oonchi hoti hai.</b></div>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:51:18 +0600</pubDate>
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<title>Sardar School Me 1 Black oR 1 White Shoes Pehan Aya</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><b>Sardar School Me 1 Black oR 1 White Shoes Pehan Aya<br />Sir Ghar Wapas Jao oR Chang Kar K Ao<br />Sardar Koi Faida Nai Sir Ghar Pe B 1 Kala oR 1 Safaid Hi Para Hai.</b></div>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:50:33 +0600</pubDate>
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<title>Sara din main use pilata raha Pepsi PAPPU.......</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><b><br />Sara din main use pilata raha Pepsi PAPPU.......<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />. <br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />Sham ko wo ye keh kr kisi or k sath chli gi k "Dew Na Kiya Tu Phir Kea Jiya"</b></div>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:50:04 +0600</pubDate>
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<title>Sham farqat dahlay hum nahe chahtay.</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><b>Sham farqat dahlay hum nahe chahtay.<br /><br />Gham se fursat milay hum nahe chahtay.<br /><br />Pher naye war sahnay ko tya hain.<br /><br />To parishan rahay hum nahe chahtay.<br /><br />Aj anson bahanay se mat rokiye.<br /><br />Aj barish thamay hum nahe chahtay.<br /><br />Hum tere bad ujray howay thek hain.<br /><br />Ab kahh dill lagay hum nahe chahtay.</b></div>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:48:30 +0600</pubDate>
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<title>Shetaan asociation invites all membrs 4 annual meeting</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><b>Shetaan asociation invites all membrs 4 annual meeting <br />2 discus their vcation 4 the month of RAMZAN.<br />So ur atendance as a senior membr is highly required. <br /><br />Thanx.</b></div>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:48:03 +0600</pubDate>
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<title>Waraq Waraq per teri Abarat, Tera Fasana, teri Hakayat,,,</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><b>Waraq Waraq per teri Abarat, Tera Fasana, teri Hakayat,,,<br /><br />Kitab-e-Hasti jahan se bhi kholi teri Muhabbat ka baab Nikla...!!!</b></div>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:47:26 +0600</pubDate>
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<title>Raat Ka Aakhri Pehar Tha...!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><b>Raat Ka Aakhri Pehar Tha...!<br /><br />MuJh Se Chaand Ne Kaha'<br /><br />Humnasheen Alvida'<br /><br />MuJh Ko Neend Aa Rahi Hai'<br /><br />Kal Milain Ge isi Jagah'<br /><br />Main Sun Kar Muskura Diya'<br /><br />Us Ko Batla Diya'<br /><br />Jaanay walay Lout'tay Nahi'<br /><br />Tum Nahi aao Ge'<br /><br />MuJhe Hai Yaqeen'<br /><br />Meri Baat Sun Ke Woh Ruk Gaya'<br /><br />Aur Kehnay Laga'<br /><br />Tum Se Wada Karoon'<br /><br />Phir Poora Na Kroon'<br /><br />Aisa Mumkin Nahi'<br /><br />Sun Aey HumnasheeN'<br /><br />Main CHAAND Hoon Insaan Nahi.</b></div>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:46:39 +0600</pubDate>
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<title>Kabhi kabhi Pathar k Takrane Se Aati Nahi kharash &quot;Mohsin&quot;</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><b>Kabhi kabhi Pathar k Takrane Se Aati Nahi kharash<br />"Mohsin"<br /><br /><br />Ek Zara C Baat Se insaan Bikhar jata Hai.</b></div>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:46:00 +0600</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;Uss khuda sy darty raho,</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><b>"Uss khuda sy darty raho,<br /><br />Jis ki Sift ye hai k,<br /><br />Agar tum Baat Kro tu Wo Sunta hai,<br /><br />Aur<br /><br />Agar Dil Main rakho to Wo janta hai"</b></div>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:44:39 +0600</pubDate>
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