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Zindagi mei Humesha 1 Baat YAAD Rakho..

admin Adult SmS (0) 27 July 2009
Zindagi mei Humesha 1 Baat YAAD Rakho..


Kabhi kisi k DiL se mat khelo

Q k

DiL 1 hee hota hai.


Agar khelna hee hai to aao mere
"TATTON" se khelo wo 2 hain.
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Ahista se dalo to phisal k pura andr chala jata hy

admin Adult SmS (0) 9 July 2009
Pehli dafa insan jb dalta hy to nervous hota hy

Ahista se dalo to phisal k pura andr chala jata hy

phir ajib-o-gharib awazein aane lagti hy

Lekin tum bilkul na ghabrana, confidence se daley rehna or us waqt tak na nikalna jb tk apki Money nhi nikal ati

phir apna





ATM CARD
machine se nikal lena
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3 Dost hotel gae Waiter se kaha

admin Adult SmS (7) 8 July 2009
3 Dost hotel gae Waiter se kaha
Meera ki chot, Saima ki gand, Resham k mamy Lao Waiter 2 Tarboz Laya or bola
Wo sab to nhi hein

ye"Adnan Sami"k tattey kha Lo.
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Boy donated his blood2 his G/F

admin Adult SmS (2) 28 June 2009
Boy donated his blood2 his G/F
Kuch din bad larai hogai
Boy ne apna Blood manga

Girl ne apna ALWAYS uske mu pr mara or boli:
Monthly instalment me milega
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Sex ki barish hamesha tujhpe barse

admin Adult SmS (0) 27 June 2009
Sex ki barish hamesha tujhpe barse

her pathan tere sath sonay ko tarse

teri zindagi me ayan itne pathan

k tu saari umar shalwaar pehennay ko tarsay....
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Aik "Khatoon" 5000 Ka Note Le k Bank Gaye..

admin Adult SmS (0) 27 June 2009
Aik "Khatoon" 5000 Ka Note Le k Bank Gaye..

Banker:"O Bibi..Ye Note To Naqli Hai..

Khatoon:"Oh Shit..
Iss Ka Matlab Hai Mera RAPE Ho Gaya"
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Dulha ne dulhan

admin Adult SmS (0) 19 June 2009
Dulha ne dulhan
k sari raat sirf
Mummy chusay or kuch nahi kiya.
Subah dulha ka baap bola
Naha Lo beta?
Dulhan jal kar boli
Is
gandu
Ko
Sirf
Ghararay
Karwao.
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ADVANCE THINKING!

admin Adult SmS (0) 16 June 2009
ADVANCE THINKING!

Pathan aik bachay se:
"O, Khocha, Toffee khae ga?"

Bacha: "Nahi Uncle, Bohat "Dard"hota hai.....











Genious thinking.
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1 Bacha Rat Ko Apne Parents K Bed-Room Me Gaya Jatey Hi Hairat Zada Ho K Bola,

admin Adult SmS (0) 16 June 2009
1 Bacha Rat Ko Apne Parents K Bed-Room Me Gaya Jatey Hi Hairat Zada Ho K Bola,
"MOM Khud Ko Dekho

AUR

Muje SIRF Angutha Chosney Par Marti Ho.!:)
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The Most Appealing lines on the T-shirt of a 12 yrs girl. . .

admin Adult SmS (0) 14 June 2009
The Most Appealing lines on the T-shirt of a 12 yrs girl. . .
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B (.) (.) B S
Coming soon . . :)
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